Congratulations on Your New Testicles!
Congratulations! You've just purchased a pair of novelty testicles for your truck, SUV or other vehicle. Here's what you need to know now that you've joined the fraternity. [...]
I Got Your 'Little Buddy' Right Here
The first mate on an ill-fated three hour tour is about to get some respect. [...]
Op-Ed: An Ice Cube Speaks Out
Hi. I'm an ice cube. In a minute I'm going to calm down and offer my opinion on the Disaronno ad running on the television these days. So help me, God. I swear to you. I will speak. [...]
Psst -- New York? Shut It.
I hate New York City. I don't actually hate the city itself, but I hate the fact that everyone from there is unable to utter multiple sentences that don't somehow refer to "the City" as the single greatest place ever. [...]